Today I hit Walgreens to stock up on a few packs of gum because I love to get my bubble-yum on.
Little did I know I was in for one of the most thrilling days of my existence.
PUMPKIN. SPICE. SUGARFREE GUM.
My heart palpitated.
I looked to my right.
OMG Apple Crisp.
Looked to my left…
BIRTHDAY CAKE, PEOPLE. THERE IS BIRTHDAY CAKE SUGARFREE GUM.
I caught my breath. Was this a dream?
Nope. This sh#t was real life.
“But will it be up to par?” I thought to myself.
Yep, simply dankalicious. #nomnom
Ladies and gentlemen, fellow Undressers across the nation, I exclaim to you:
Project 7 and Extra Gum have given us freedom from holiday pound-packing of sugary sweets with these fab flavors I’m so glad to report are tasty and (phew) trans-fat free.
Which flavors spur you to celebrate?