Have your cake and chew it too?!

Today I hit Walgreens to stock up on a few packs of gum because I love to get my bubble-yum on.
Little did I know I was in for one of the most thrilling days of my existence.

unnamed The doors parted ways to welcome me in.
I entered with hair flowing in perfect Beyonce-fanned form.
I glided effortlessly into the candy aisle to find..
NO.
No, this COULD NOT BE TRUE.

PUMPKIN. SPICE. SUGARFREE GUM.

My heart palpitated.

I looked to my right.

OMG Apple Crisp.

Looked to my left…

BIRTHDAY CAKE, PEOPLE. THERE IS BIRTHDAY CAKE SUGARFREE GUM.

I caught my breath. Was this a dream?
Nope. This sh#t was real life.

“But will it be up to par?” I thought to myself.

Yep, simply dankalicious. #nomnom

Ladies and gentlemen, fellow Undressers across the nation, I exclaim to you:
Project 7 and Extra Gum have given us freedom from holiday pound-packing of sugary sweets with these fab flavors I’m so glad to report are tasty and (phew) trans-fat free.
#Praiselittlebabyjesus

birthday cake gum

Project 7’s Birthday Cake has that perfect sweet and salty blend of badass buttery batter.

Extra’s Pumpkin Spice gives that latte-licious zip I just fa-la-la-la-love to celebrate any holiday season with.

Extra’s Pumpkin Spice gives a latte-licious zip I just fa-la-la-la-love to celebrate the holiday season with.

Extra’s Apple Crisp Gum literally just feels like a trick. #pinchme

Extra’s Apple Crisp Gum literally just feels like a trick. #pinchme

Which flavors spur you to celebrate?

XOJP

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