As I foxtrotted my merry way through the superbly-scented aisles of Bath and Body Works, I was overcome with so much festivity, I almost fainted. #CleanupOnAisleJess
Why? There was PUMPKIN, baby. And a whole lot of it.
See all these candles? They ALL have pumpkin swirled into the scent. I was in heaven and smelled every one. #definitelyNOTsorry
So obviously this is your go-to spot if your a Pumpkinhead like me, but then I noticed the soaps…
In efforts to change focus from wanting to eat my own freshly-baked-smelling hands, I had an Ah-Ha! moment.
I DON’T need to EAT MY HANDS! I can wash them all day long with this!
And why would I be washing my hands all day long? I know… blame it on Ebola! Yes, I’m practicing Grade A hygeine. NOW I won’t look rediculous!
Now no one can judge me for my obsessive use of the scrumptiously-scented stuff…
Hi, My name is Jess. And I have a Pumpkin problem.