Reasons I can’t wait for warmer weather:
Boys in floral
Crop top anything
Flower wreath headbands #hippieChild
I’m also looking forward to is this RAD event, which I want Steve Harvey to join me in. We’ll get there later though…
Introducing WipeoutRun, inspired by the show WIPEOUT. It’s coming to Chicago July 25th!
Here’s a glimpse of the ridiculousness:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oARpU6kKiQ4
OBVIOUSLY I’m always down for a ping-ponging, mouth guarded, bouncy good time.
And a physical challenge to let my inner Wonder Woman shine? Duh.
My Idea: Knock this thing out- and document it- with Steve Harvey. I can only IMAGINE the hilarity that would ensue between homeboy and I in the midst of all that whiplashyness.
I mean- if I’m going to get bopped upside down into a kiddie pool of doom, why not do it with hilarious company and spread the joy, right?
Holla atcha girl, Steve: jessundressed@gmail.com
#splishsplash
As for the rest of you- I’LL SEE YOU IN MY HELMET.
XOJP
PS: Marjorie would look good on the course too… I know #TheLadyLovesCouture but I imagine she’d kick some Spandex-clad booty. #themorethemerrier
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