As I foxtrotted my merry way through the superbly-scented aisles of Bath and Body Works, I was overcome with so much festivity, I almost fainted. #CleanupOnAisleJess
Why? There was PUMPKIN, baby. And a whole lot of it.
See all these candles? They ALL have pumpkin swirled into the scent. I was in heaven and smelled every one. #definitelyNOTsorry
So obviously this is your go-to spot if your a Pumpkinhead like me, but then I noticed the soaps…
I tested out the Pumpkin Cupcake. Pumpkin Spice Latte. Sweet Cinnamon Pumpkin. Pumpkin Pecan Waffles. Pumpkin Frost… Wow, that smells pretty yummy.
In efforts to change focus from wanting to eat my own freshly-baked-smelling hands, I had an Ah-Ha! moment.
I DON’T need to EAT MY HANDS! I can wash them all day long with this!
And why would I be washing my hands all day long? I know… blame it on Ebola! Yes, I’m practicing Grade A hygeine. NOW I won’t look rediculous!
Now no one can judge me for my obsessive use of the scrumptiously-scented stuff…
…Right?
Hi, My name is Jess. And I have a Pumpkin problem.
See ya at Bath and Body! (Where you can catch select soaps at 4 for $18 and candles at 3 for $12!)
XOJP
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